Top Ten Ways You Know That You Have Adjusted to Life in Korea
10. You walk past the man sprawled on the sidewalk and without a second thought, pronounce it Soju moment #172.
9. You touch the grass to see if it’s real.
8. You jump off the sidewalk into oncoming traffic to avoid the cars/scooters on the sidewalk.
7. You don’t give a second glance at the dog running on the treadmill.
6. You touch your left hand to your right elbow any time you receive something.
5. You find yourself wondering if the striped shirt and flowered skirt really won’t go together.
4. Greeting someone is a complex manoeuvre that involves touching one’s left hand to right elbow whilst shaking the right hand and bowing.
3. You get most of your “new” furniture from the side of the road.
2. You do your shopping whilst on the subway.
1. You bow to the shopkeepers, the driver who lets you cross the road, the ajumas and ajushis in the market stalls, and this doesn’t end when you leave Korea.